Wanna see a Herobrine that makes you question your sanity? Welp, I got it for you! This Herobrine's Eyes are so messed up. Notch gave him the ol' one-two and it knocked his eyes to the side. That's the story. Herobrine is partially blind, and he's rockin' dat beard, if I do say so myself. What he needs, though, is a wardrobe change. He needs different clothes from Steve, For Gods Sake!
God Bless 'Murica, amirite? His hat squishes his face to the bottom 3 pixels, so it's funny. He's to “Go America” though. :/ Of course, people for some reason like that, and to those that do: 1.) Why? And 2.) This Skin is for you! GO AMERICA! LAND OF THE SHEEP...I MEAN FREE! HOME OF THE SLAVES...I MEAN BRAVE! :D
”When ladies see me, they get weak in the knee's.” Indeed, Dan (My Friend). GIR...just....GIR. One of the most beautiful creatures to come to the Minecraft Community. Cute. Derpy. Just Wow. It's so awesome. AND THAT ZIPPER! HOLY SHIT I just came. My only complaint: the tail just doesn't stick out. :/
Pika? Pika? Pika Jesus wasn't killed on a hill on the cross. He was placed in water on the cross. When they stabbed his stomach with a spear, he electrocuted those bloody Romans. Pika Jesus is like Jesus, except he believes in Evolution, and can shoot lightning, but can't touch water...The only flaw is the fact that all the skin isn't yellow. God Dammit, Lazy Creator.
Anyone want a racist skin to piss off a bunch of people? Well, I got the skin for you! Burn those Minecraft crosses on those negro's lawns and get them to rage quit! Wear this skin to hide your face and your shame! Wear all white because that shit ain't gonna get all dirt and brown, which is the color you folks seem to hate! Hey, when the robes get dirty, you could get a new pair and use the old dirty robe to hang those dirty negros
Blah Blah Blah. Basically the same as all the other chick skins. Short Skirt, Long hair to waist, large eyes and sometimes a mouth or not (Prefer the ones that don't have a mouth, they don't talk that much. #Sexist). This one does have cat ears, and that's because it's the skin of my friend Kiity (spelled that way on purple).
Pure randomness. I had a bikini skin, and an oompa loompa skin, and thought, Why the hell not? And combined them. Then I derpified it. It's sublime. Look at those green sandals, the blue bikini, and dat Sexy Green hair...not to mention a good looking face. ;) He does need to take care of his teeth, though. He needs to visit a dentist.
A Semi Funny, Anti-Semitic and Slightly Offensive Skin, Derpler is one of my favorite. I tend to derpify all the skins I use, and I do change often, and this is just one of them. You got Germany's modern Flag and not the Nazi Flag, which is really PISSING ME OFF. And the 2 swastika's, not angled, which is again PISSING ME OFF! He does have that sexy moustache though. ;)
The most amazing skin in existance....it's the AntDerp. Beautiful 2x2 eyes, pointing in opposite directions, the 1 tooth above the tongue. He's always happy. The shirt is so simply it's beautiful. Red is awesome, and it contrasts with the darkish blue jeans. He has a slight tan, and is the most amazing skin in existance. It's so awesome.
And no, I'm not biased at all.
The Steve is the regular and standard skin of Minecraft. Everyone get's it at the start. It's a fine skin, also. Plain and simple. A nice beard that people confuse as a smile. Crossed blue eyes. Brown hair. Simple shirt and pants. ITS TO SIMPLE! GAAAAAAAAAAAH! Albeit my skin is simpler, Steve is just plain and unattractive.