Pika? Pika? Pika Jesus wasn't killed on a hill on the cross. He was placed in water on the cross. When they stabbed his stomach with a spear, he electrocuted those bloody Romans. Pika Jesus is like Jesus, except he believes in Evolution, and can shoot lightning, but can't touch water...The only flaw is the fact that all the skin isn't yellow. God Dammit, Lazy Creator.